RELATIONSHIP STATUS

RELATIONSHIP STATUS

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: It's complicated.

Everyone wants to date an angel until the angel in question has six pairs of wings, an alien-like body, countless eyes, lit on fire, and can't solely exist in a three-dimensional space. 

You know, humans crave for something holy, until they come face to face with the very mind-melting, otherworldly cosmic divine being they desired, and then they scream inconsolably and try to hide. 

"Fear not" has become my go-to greeting these days because they can't seem to look past my wheeled body, or look at me in the eye(s). Are my words unintelligible? Is it a me problem? Seriously.

LOOKING FOR: Someone metaphysically compatible. 

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